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Writer's Block: Bite Me

From Dr. Polidori's Lord Ruthven to Stephenie Meyer's Edward Cullen, the annals of vampire lore are filled with attractive, charming bloodsuckers. Which one would you most want to be bitten by?
Oh, Alucard from Hellsing. Followed by Mr. classic, Dracula. Definitely NOT Edward! Who wants a man that sparkles? Though, this is if I had to die. Vampires aren't wonderful creatures. They'll rape and kill you.